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Oct 21st at 5PM / via: bunsen / op: arroyomar / 134,196 notes
fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.


Oct 21st at 4PM / via: unofficialdragon / op: buzzfeed / 246,162 notes

coolfatcat:

dingdongyouarewrong:

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

see in my day


agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.


hiccupatheart:

of-the-pookan-race:

ok but seriously, if anyone argues that Frozen has the best ice in animation, all you’d have to do is show them this jfc

this is from Dreamworks’ ”Rise of the Guardians.”

Your move, Disney.

OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL


Oct 21st at 3PM / via: fpwoper / op: chaystar / 137,502 notes
amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "


majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

image

I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 


Oct 21st at 3PM / via: agentrodgers / op: punnier / 207,831 notes

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

image

swag bitch


Oct 20th at 5PM / via: idjtits / op: adrianivashkov / 1,181,321 notes

deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.


castiel-knight-of-hell:

majestiel:

#Sam is like #man it’s pretty chilly lemme just warm my hands on this burning corpse

fun fact: Sam warming his hands wasn’t in the script. Before they shot this scene the director was talking to Jared and mentioned that it was a cold night. Jared thought the director was telling him to show that it was cold out, so he did this


squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA


flovvercrownphan:

no i’m not crying that’s just five years of the most beautiful friendship in the world in my eyes


Oct 20th at 4PM / via: idjtits / op: linseymorris / 117,747 notes

b00ksandp0ems:

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

Now this is one of my favorite quotes from tfios. None of that ‘okay’ shit. This just shows the pure and raw pain that hazel was feeling.


Oct 20th at 4PM / via: bunsen / op: theanti90smovement / 325,755 notes

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy


familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page


Oct 20th at 4PM / via: idjtits / op: manaphy / 19,663 notes

manaphy:

its amazing how less u care about these things and the secrecy as time goes by